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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house. - Two and a Half Men Streaming

Year started: 2003
Stars: Jon Cryer  Ashton Kutcher  Angus T. Jones 
Creators: Lee Aronsohn  Chuck Lorre 
IMDB rating: 7.1
Categories: T

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Episode list

Season 12. Episode 12

Walden is concerned that there could be an impact on Louis' adoption after Alan breaks up with their social worker.

Season 12. Episode 11

After Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he enjoys having some time away from Alan.

Season 12. Episode 10

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

Season 12. Episode 9

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

Season 12. Episode 8

Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

Season 12. Episode 7

Walden and Alan make friends with three moms at a gym for kids, but the relationship turns awkward when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan tags along on a ...

Season 12. Episode 6

Alan starts breaking Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.

Season 12. Episode 5

Walden takes in a foster child named Louis, but they don't bond as he expected.

Season 12. Episode 4

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

Season 12. Episode 3

Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with a social worker.

Season 12. Episode 2

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

Season 12. Episode 1

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

Season 11. Episode 22

In the Season 11 finale, Alan comes clean to Larry about his identity, but then has to face the consequences.

Season 11. Episode 21

Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a trip.

Season 11. Episode 20

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

Season 11. Episode 19

Walden reconnects with Kate and impulsively decides he wants to spend the rest of his life with her—until he meets Vivian. Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer.

Season 11. Episode 18

Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.

Season 11. Episode 17

Lyndsey finally learns that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister; Walden tries to tell Barry he's got to find his own place.

Season 11. Episode 16

Alan starts dating Larry's sister; Walden thinks his new girlfriend is cheating on him.

Season 11. Episode 15

Jenny believes that her and Brooke's relationship is falling apart. Lyndsey is given the option of choosing between Alan and Larry.

Season 11. Episode 14

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

Season 11. Episode 13

Marty proposes to Evelyn, so Alan and Walden throw the millionaire a bachelor party. Guest stars include Carl Reiner, Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence and Garry Marshall.

Season 11. Episode 12

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

Season 11. Episode 11

Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).

Season 11. Episode 10

Jenny's one-night stand could turn into a second date with some help from Walden. Meanwhile, Alan gets hit on by his transgender girlfriend's ex-wife; and receives a Japanese de...

Season 11. Episode 9

Walden's date with a model who's accident-prone lasts a lot longer than he imagined; Alan goes out with a woman who's not bashful about sharing personal information.

Season 11. Episode 8

Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.

Season 11. Episode 7

Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.

Season 11. Episode 6

Walden invites Lynda Carter for dinner when Alan reveals his longtime crush on the "Wonder Woman" star.

Season 11. Episode 5

Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend to see what he has that Alan doesn't; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

Season 11. Episode 4

Walden parties with Jenny and her friends; Alan and Lyndsey's affair is jeopardized.

Season 11. Episode 3

Berta injures her back at work, and Alan and Walden wonder if it's time for her to retire.

Season 11. Episode 2

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

Season 11. Episode 1

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

Season 10. Episode 23

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

Season 10. Episode 22

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

Season 10. Episode 21

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

Season 10. Episode 20

Jake cheats on his girlfriend, Tammy, with her 18-year-old daughter, and the brouhaha that erupts doesn't spare Alan or Walden.

Season 10. Episode 19

Walden and Alan's attempt to take Herb's mind off his loneliness gets out of control when they party too hard.

Season 10. Episode 18

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Season 10. Episode 17

When Walden runs into his ex-wife at a high-end singles mixer and they talk about getting back together, Alan worries that she’s not good for Walden

Season 10. Episode 16

Walden pleads with Kate to give their romance another shot when he's lonely on Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Alan's holiday with Lyndsey doesn't proceed as he'd hoped.

Season 10. Episode 15

Alan is alarmed when Jake brings his thirtysomething girlfriend home for a visit; Walden tries to keep a secret from Alan.

Season 10. Episode 14

Lyndsey is miffed when Alan won't give her a key to the beach house, so she decides to go on a date with a gynecologist. Meanwhile, Alan, Walden, Herb and Billy trade tales of t...

Season 10. Episode 13

Walden and Alan go to Kate’s fashion show in New York so Walden can tell her the truth about his identity

Season 10. Episode 12

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Season 10. Episode 11

Alan is alone for Christmas, while Walden continues to play his poorer alter ego.

Season 10. Episode 10

Alan helps Walden create a new identity in order to find a woman who isn’t just after his money

Season 10. Episode 9

Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

Season 10. Episode 8

Alan has a surprising inspiration when he mulls making a commitment to Lyndsey; Walden enjoys the attention of a wealthy older woman.

Season 10. Episode 7

Walden hires an actress to be his girlfriend when he tires of the ups and downs of traditional relationships. Meanwhile, Missi and Jake make plans for a rendezvous at the beach ...

Season 10. Episode 6

Walden has a romantic dilemma involving a choice between Rose and Zoey

Season 10. Episode 5

Walden begins dating Rose—who was in Paris the day Charlie died—much to Alan's dismay

Season 10. Episode 4

A visit from a friend's daughter makes Walden feel his age

Season 10. Episode 3

Alan and Lyndsey vow to liven up their sex life.

Season 10. Episode 2

Walden's mental health deteriorates after his breakup with Zoey.

Season 10. Episode 1

Walden gets a hand from singer Michael Bolton in the Season 10 premiere when he makes big plans to surprise Zoey on her birthday.

Season 9. Episode 24

In the ninth-season finale, Jake makes an important decision about his future after graduating from high school.

Season 9. Episode 23

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

Season 9. Episode 22

After Alan (Jon Cryer) suffers a minor heart attack, Charlie’s ghost pays a visit to his hospital bedside.

Season 9. Episode 21

Walden's relationship is put to the test when Zoey and her daughter become his new housemates. Meanwhile, Alan moves in with Lyndsey.

Season 9. Episode 20

Walden tells Zoey his new business partner is his ex-wife, Bridget; Alan and Lyndsey struggle to get used to their mothers' relationship.

Season 9. Episode 19

Alan and Lyndsey's mothers meet for the first time; Jake and Eldridge want Walden to drive them to a party.

Season 9. Episode 18

Walden is taken aback when he gets a surprise visit from his bitter former business partner, who's looking to mend their differences.

Season 9. Episode 17

A brush with death drives a wedge between Walden and Zoey; Alan wonders about Lyndsey's drinking habits.

Season 9. Episode 16

Tempers flare when Walden, Alan, Lyndsey and Zoey are trapped in the house during a storm for a sequestration that might result in another Valentine's Day massacre

Season 9. Episode 15

Walden tries to get Zoey to relax by introducing her to Berta's "enhanced" brownies.

Season 9. Episode 14

Alan's on-again, off-again relationship with Lyndsey is back on; Zoey goes to extremes to make Walden get a shave and a haircut.

Season 9. Episode 13

Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help

Season 9. Episode 12

Alan falls for Walden's mom during her visit, in which she reveals a devastating secret.

Season 9. Episode 11

Bridget reappears just as Walden is romancing a new love interest.

Season 9. Episode 10

Walden likes a British woman, but both Walden and the woman doubt that he's ready to date yet.

Season 9. Episode 9

Alan comes home from the hospital and encounters a series of daunting challenges.

Season 9. Episode 8

Walden redecorates, and the change unsettles Alan as it prompts him to think of losing Charlie.

Season 9. Episode 7

Jake develops a crush on his Japanese tutor, and his tutor has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan is fascinated by Charlie's journal, which Charlie left to him.

Season 9. Episode 6

Walden receives divorce papers, but then he meets a woman who looks just like Bridget.

Season 9. Episode 5

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

Season 9. Episode 4

Walden looks for Mrs. Right, and Alan wants Lyndsey back in his life

Season 9. Episode 3

Alan gives dating advice to Walden as he prepares to go out with Bridget; and Jake decides to drop out of school because that's what Walden did.

Season 9. Episode 2

Judy Greer joins the cast as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.

Season 9. Episode 1

In Part 1 of a two-part ninth-season opener, Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as brokenhearted billionaire Walden Schmidt

Season 8. Episode 16

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband''; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Season 8. Episode 15

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Season 8. Episode 14

Charlie can't get over Rose being married, and he begins to stalk her; and Alan is worried when Jake and Eldridge make videos of each other performing dangerous stunts

Season 8. Episode 13

Season 8. Episode 12

Depressed after his break up with Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Season 8. Episode 11

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Season 8. Episode 10

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Season 8. Episode 9

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Season 8. Episode 8

Season 8. Episode 7

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Season 8. Episode 6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Season 8. Episode 5

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Season 8. Episode 4

Season 8. Episode 3

Season 8. Episode 2

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Season 8. Episode 1

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

Season 7. Episode 22

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Season 7. Episode 21

While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends

Season 7. Episode 20

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the ``girlfriend experience.''

Season 7. Episode 19

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

Season 7. Episode 18

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Season 7. Episode 17

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Season 7. Episode 16

After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.

Season 7. Episode 15

Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy.

Season 7. Episode 14

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Season 7. Episode 13

Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents, who he then finds in his house when he gets home.

Season 7. Episode 12

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

Season 7. Episode 11

Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she's away for the holidays. Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie's Christmas dinner.

Season 7. Episode 10

Charlie discovers a secret that Chelsea's been keeping from him regarding her finances.

Season 7. Episode 9

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

Season 7. Episode 8

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

Season 7. Episode 7

Charlie and Alan awaken to find themselves in bed with a stranger.

Season 7. Episode 6

Alan recommends breast-reduction surgery to Chelsea, which prompts Charlie to implement house-guest reduction, as in throwing Alan out.

Season 7. Episode 5

Public humiliation at the hands of Charlie and Alan has Jake refusing to stay at the beach house.

Season 7. Episode 4

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Season 7. Episode 3

Alan cares for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law. A photo Charlie would rather be kept private provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him.

Season 7. Episode 2

Girls rule the roost after Charlie consents to Chelsea's desire to allow Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in with them.

Season 7. Episode 1

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

Season 6. Episode 24

Mia's return finds Charlie questioning his devotion to Chelsea. The guys rush a laboring Judith to the hospital.

Season 6. Episode 23

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Season 6. Episode 22

Charlie and Alan both face lifestyle changes when Chelsea moves into the house.

Season 6. Episode 21

Alan lets Chelsea fix him up on a blind date with one of her friends—Rose.

Season 6. Episode 20

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

Season 6. Episode 19

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

Season 6. Episode 18

When Chelsea gets sick, Charlie takes care of her---but he also tries to resist the urge to flee.

Season 6. Episode 17

Charlie declares his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), but he isn't prepared for the response he receives.

Season 6. Episode 16

With Chelsea soon to arrive, Charlie must find a way to get a half-naked date out of his bedroom.

Season 6. Episode 15

Charlie goes with a new girlfriend to couples counseling with Dr. Linda Freeman.

Season 6. Episode 14

Melissa (Kelly Stables) doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.

Season 6. Episode 13

When Alan finds out that Judith is pregnant, he assumes that he is the father. Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood.

Season 6. Episode 12

Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress.

Season 6. Episode 11

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies.

Season 6. Episode 10

Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn states that she'll take care of Jake's college education.

Season 6. Episode 9

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

Season 6. Episode 8

A new girlfriend wants Charlie to sleep over. Meanwhile, Alan has trouble making a punishment stick to Jake.

Season 6. Episode 7

Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town.

Season 6. Episode 6

When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes for reconciliation.

Season 6. Episode 5

Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.

Season 6. Episode 4

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

Season 6. Episode 3

Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

Season 6. Episode 2

Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. Aft...

Season 6. Episode 1

Charlie discovers an ex has a child that looks remarkably like him.

Season 5. Episode 19

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the future daughter-in-law of the woman he's dating.

Season 5. Episode 18

Charlie finds himself attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books, while Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment. Susan Blakely guest stars.

Season 5. Episode 17

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house. George Eads, from "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," will be making a cameo appearance, as part of a crossover with...

Season 5. Episode 16

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister, Courtney.

Season 5. Episode 15

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways

Season 5. Episode 14

While at the coffee shop Charlie recognizes a woman he dated but can't for the life of him remember her name; Jake falls for the same woman's daughter.

Season 5. Episode 13

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

Season 5. Episode 12

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

Season 5. Episode 11

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

Season 5. Episode 10

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

Season 5. Episode 9

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

Season 5. Episode 8

Charlie writes a children'­s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The kids and their parents love him. However, Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

Season 5. Episode 7

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

Season 5. Episode 6

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

Season 5. Episode 5

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old son amused. Meanwhile, Alan becomes a test subject.

Season 5. Episode 4

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

Season 5. Episode 3

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfr...

Season 5. Episode 2

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

Season 5. Episode 1

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Season 4. Episode 24

Evelyn gets a new boyfriend, Teddy, who bonds with Alan and Charlie by taking them to Las Vegas. The boys confront their feelings about their mother dating and men coming in and...

Season 4. Episode 23

Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie's distress.

Season 4. Episode 22

Alan asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report so he can take the time to go to the DMV. Charlie agrees and then decides he wants to go to the race track and takes Jake wit...

Season 4. Episode 21

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

Season 4. Episode 20

Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

Season 4. Episode 19

Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony check. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra. Charlie and Myra bond over a co...

Season 4. Episode 18

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.

Season 4. Episode 17

After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at hers. ...

Season 4. Episode 16

Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".

Season 4. Episode 15

Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.

Season 4. Episode 14

Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbor, but he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

Season 4. Episode 13

Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiance, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.

Season 4. Episode 12

Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

Season 4. Episode 11

Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

Season 4. Episode 10

Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

Season 4. Episode 9

Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

Season 4. Episode 8

Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through...

Season 4. Episode 7

Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby's father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

Season 4. Episode 6

Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother'­s.

Season 4. Episode 5

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed d...

Season 4. Episode 4

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

Season 4. Episode 3

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father

Season 4. Episode 2

Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor.

Season 4. Episode 1

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

Season 3. Episode 24

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Ve...

Season 3. Episode 23

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for...

Season 3. Episode 22

A girl from Jakeís school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and rem...

Season 3. Episode 21

Jakeís teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is t...

Season 3. Episode 20

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

Season 3. Episode 19

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sen...

Season 3. Episode 18

lan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because...

Season 3. Episode 17

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is h...

Season 3. Episode 16

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Ch...

Season 3. Episode 15

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has ...

Season 3. Episode 14

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Season 3. Episode 13

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

Season 3. Episode 12

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

Season 3. Episode 11

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

Season 3. Episode 10

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

Season 3. Episode 9

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

Season 3. Episode 8

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can get close to the gorgeous instructor.

Season 3. Episode 7

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens w...

Season 3. Episode 6

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Season 3. Episode 5

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

Season 3. Episode 4

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan when she temporarily moves in with them.

Season 3. Episode 3

Charlie finds out that Alan and Judith have begun to date again.

Season 3. Episode 2

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic o...

Season 3. Episode 1

After falling off the roof, Alan needs someone to watch Jake and Charlie offers, until it interferes with his social life.

Season 2. Episode 24

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife. Meanwhile, Jake has to read a paper to his class.

Season 2. Episode 23

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar ...

Season 2. Episode 22

When Evelyn buys Alan a sports car, Charlie warns she'll expect payback, which she gets by forcing Alan to agree to accompany her on a blind double-date.

Season 2. Episode 21

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Ch...

Season 2. Episode 20

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Season 2. Episode 19

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to...

Season 2. Episode 18

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner, but then meets Eric's gorgeous ex-wife.

Season 2. Episode 17

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the hospital, where he keeps hitting on his doctor, unaware he's dated her before; Berta is fed up with Jake's inability...

Season 2. Episode 16

When Judith decides to take a vacation, Alan has to take care of Jake during the week, and finds it more taxing than he imagined. When his IRS audit forces Charlie to take care ...

Season 2. Episode 15

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

Season 2. Episode 14

The brothers throw out their mother after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake, and when she lands in the hospital they're not sure if it's genuine or a ploy to get back the...

Season 2. Episode 13

Alan invites Judith to stay at Charlie's place after an earthquake, but soon feels jealous when she has a date and begs Charlie to find him one, too.

Season 2. Episode 12

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

Season 2. Episode 11

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, mak...

Season 2. Episode 10

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. Meanwhile, Alan finds ou...

Season 2. Episode 9

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he reconnects with his old girlfriend Lisa, now a divorcÈe with a ch...

Season 2. Episode 8

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan de...

Season 2. Episode 7

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Season 2. Episode 6

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Season 2. Episode 5

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

Season 2. Episode 4

Jake is very impressed with his mother's new boyfriend, which annoys Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince she's trying to sell a hous...

Season 2. Episode 3

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher the finger by romancing her, but his attempts fail every time.

Season 2. Episode 2

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Season 2. Episode 1

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Season 1. Episode 24

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Season 1. Episode 23

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Season 1. Episode 22

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.

Season 1. Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.

Season 1. Episode 20

Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parents' divorce after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing, so she suggests that they s...

Season 1. Episode 19

Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

Season 1. Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man... and dating his mom.

Season 1. Episode 17

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Season 1. Episode 16

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Season 1. Episode 15

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.

Season 1. Episode 14

Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.

Season 1. Episode 13

Needing him for a double date with a pair of sisters, Charlie tries to nurse a flu-ridden Alan back to health.

Season 1. Episode 12

When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.

Season 1. Episode 11

While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think he's as cool as Judith, p...

Season 1. Episode 10

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner

Season 1. Episode 9

Charlie wants to dump a female friend that Jake has grown close to. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble.

Season 1. Episode 8

Alan tricks Charlie into joining he and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

Season 1. Episode 7

Judith gets worried when Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who walks around his place half naked. Alan feels concern for Judith when she be...

Season 1. Episode 6

Charlie and Evelyn are dating members of the same family.

Season 1. Episode 5

Jake's soccer league leads to Alan and Charlie having encounters with some sexy soccer moms.

Season 1. Episode 4

Alan has trouble with Berta and Charlie needs to get Jake and Rose to follow his suggestions.

Season 1. Episode 3

Alan fears he is losing his son and goes drinking with Charlie.

Season 1. Episode 2

Charlie begins to learn how to parent Jake while Alan attempts to get Judith back.

Season 1. Episode 1

Charlie's life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew move in with him